falakalak:

It’s true :’)

All men … are NOT created equal! Some are born swifter afoot, some with greater beauty, some are born into poverty and others born sick and feeble. Both in birth and upbringing, in sheer scope of ability every human is inherently different; Yes that is why people discriminate against one another, which is why there is struggle, competition and the unfaltering march of progress.

“This team is pathetic. They don’t stand a chance against the chinese — not one single fucking damn shot in hell. It’ll be an embarrassment they’ll never, ever live down for the rest of their miserable lives until they die. You know what one of these balls can do to a human body? They’ll get torn to pieces, ripped to shreds. Some may even lose control of their bowels. By the third inning, they’ll be pissing and shitting on themselves right in front of their friends and loved ones. It’s gonna be flat-out fucking terrible.”

this is my new saying, it basically describes someone who acts without using common sense..

I could go on for DAYS about what makes you a moron of life, but I won’t. 

Here are a couple

• if you are against racism but then say something that is seen as very racist
• if you hate people who record over previous songs but then when an artist you love does it, it’s “Original”
• if you cross the road without looking..
• if you think smoking, drugs and drink are “cool” 
• if you drink every weekend
• if you have never worked
• if you believe that employing “foreigners” is wrong because you were born here.. get fucked, if they do a better job for less then they deserve the work (by the way, I’m calling people who moan about it morons)
• if you are staying with your bf because you think he will change, bitch get your head out the clouds.. 
• if you moan about people doing the previous one, but then when it happens to you, you end up doing the same
• if you think someone is a “hater” for having an opinion.. I don’t like Lil Wayne’s music.. doesn’t make me a hater, it just means I have an opinion towards his music
• if you use the phase “only god can judge me”.. >_>

I’ll keep updating who I think are “morons of life” 

“know who your real friends are”.. please fuck off, sorry but because someone hasn’t got the time to come running every fucking time you get upset doesn’t make them a bad friend, instead because you think this does this makes you a (what I call) a moron of life.. 

other people have their OWN problems in which they don’t have time to deal with your issues, big or small..

next time you feel the need to use this saying, maybe think about what that people you are using it against is actually doing.. 

think before you speak!

Do people actually think wars would be prevented if Religion never existed? fighting is human nature, it happens in the animal kingdom yet we are to assume that they aren’t fighting because of Religion..

“Hush Little Aunt May Don’t say a word , We’re only gonna Kill You once Pete’s Murdered. And once that Spider-Man don’t swing We’ll Kill and Kill until We’re the King.”

Hard to believe he is actually pretty neutral..  but when it comes to be evil, he can’t be topped